Jack and The Beanstalk tickets
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Jack and The Beanstalk
He's Behind You presents
JACK AND THE BEANSTALK: WHAT A WHOPPER!
Written by Jon Bradfield & Martin Hooper with songs by Jon Bradfield
Directed by Andrew Beckett
Laugh your stockings off to this profoundly silly and staggeringly naughty new adults-only pantomime, from the team behind Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick (★★★★★ "the best adult pantomime in London" - Theatre Weekly).
Jack Trott is very poor, very gay and very horny, living with his mum on a dilapidated dairy farm ten miles from the nearest Grindr user. When he sells their beloved cow for a handful of magic beans, his mum throws them in the compost - and they wake up to the biggest, thickest stalk they've ever seen. Is there a giant at the top? And if so... is he all in proportion?
This magical musical adventure is everything a panto should be - just NOT for all the family!
Following his unforgettable performance as Queen Gertrude, the outrageous Matthew Baldwin ("wonderful as ever" - Time Out) returns to play Dame Trott.
Responses to last year’s panto from the same team:
★★★★★ “The hit of the festive season” – The Stage
★★★★ “Terrifically entertaining” – Gay Times
★★★★★ “I don’t think I have laughed so hard in a theatre ever” – Box Office Radio
★★★★ “A filthy festive delight. Outstanding” – All That Dazzles
★★★★★ “The pantomime we never knew we needed. A must-see” The Live Review
Written by Jon Bradfield and Martin Hooper
Songs by Jon Bradfiely
Directed by Andrew Beckett
Featuring Matthew Baldwin as the Dame
Produced by Oli Sones for He’s Behind You Ltd
Executive Producer Investors in Theatre
- Access Information
The theatre and bar have unimpeded access from the Strand or Embankment into the foyer of the venue. From here there is level access to Balcony One for the Theatre, box office, disabled toilet facilities, the bars and restaurant. The main stalls level is 16 steps down from the main entrance, with handrails on either side. The toilets for the main stalls are a further 8 steps down from the doors to the Theatre. Seating within the theatre is gently raked from row C onwards. Row K on the central aisle is on the same level as the doors to the theatre and has the most leg room of all rows.
Complimentary tickets are offered for carers attending a performance.
For access via Villiers Street, the box office will supply an access code upon request if called ahead of time.
Balcony One has removable seating for up to 4 wheelchairs. The area has an excellent view of the stage and level access from the foyer.
The venue welcomes assistance dogs.
Venue access line: 0207 925 8040
- Cancellation Policy
No refunds or exchanges after purchase.
- Good To Know
Latecomers will be admitted to the auditorium when a suitable break in the performance occurs but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
Strong language and innuendo, scenes of a sexual nature
- Suitable For Children
18+ no children permitted.
- Where Do I Go
The Arches, Villiers St, London WC2N 6NL
